lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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