theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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