Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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