normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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