ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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