So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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