So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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