i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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