I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Randomize
