i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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