She's JV to your varsity
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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