why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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