awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
did you just send me my own nude
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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