Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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