Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
