Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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