her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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