Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it because I queefed?
You're like the curious george of whores
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
