So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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