She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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