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(415): View more from California

Having a random hookup so left but love u

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(727): View more from Florida

Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

well apparently not.

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(972): View more from Texas

85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?

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(713): View more from Texas

the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

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(304): View more from West Virginia

One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.

(1-734): View more from Michigan

dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.

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