its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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