I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
