You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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