is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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