We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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