therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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