ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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