HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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