he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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