Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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