I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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