literally had 100 drinks last night.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
