i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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