Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
as a side note pls kill me
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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