I just made out with a guy for $7.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
