plz talk dirty to me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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