He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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