But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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