HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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