I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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