Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she peed on how many people?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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