there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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