It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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