I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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