i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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