How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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