He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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