Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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