Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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