i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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