I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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