Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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