What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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